Sunday, April 10, 2011

There's always one guy in your life...

who might have had...


the most awful hairstyle,








the most ugly outfit, (R.A. everyone!!!)









said the most awful words,
SAY sexual napalm to Jessica Simpson!




flirted with women that disgust you,









never knew of your existence,
but you'll still adore him.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

I don't want a play-by-play of your break-up.

My friend is giving all her 385 'friends' (including me) what she's going through after her break-up which...let me check...happened three hours ago.

She has since cried in town (she just said 'town' I don't know exactly where in town) and 'pointed' a middle finger at him.

I was going to sigh and complain about the things that people post on FB. But then I realised: It's their choice! Who am I to judge?! I'm not the one in her shoes. Maybe she needs comfort right now.

So I've decided to blog about something else instead. Something I always blog about! heh heh heh. Coz that's the most interesting thing that happens in my life you see.

My mum has been nagging at me to....get attached! When I was 20, I thought I was too young for a relationship. Now I'm 21 (and the right age to get attached so says my mum), I'm not ready for a relationship. Maybe when I'm 22 I'll come up with a new excuse. Heh heh must start thinking of one to fend off her Nag Attack(s)!

I don't think I have high standards. Not at all. I believe in The One, that only a few people in the world can fully compliment you. And once he appears, you'll just feel the spark.

My sister does not believe in it. The spark is just first impression, says she. And first impression is based on looks and how the guy carries himself.

I believe that if The One comes, you feel the spark coz you know he's just The One for you!But now I'm beginning to doubt what I believe in coz The One has not arrived yet.

So...I think I might have to take my mum's advice and start dating guys who don't feel like The One (i.e. without spark). I'm going to wait for my prince in shining armour for a while more! Maybe the Internet has some mysterious power and zap my The One as he is using laptop and make him knock on my door. *clings on to my belief*

Monday, April 4, 2011

Guilt.

I just face-stalked someone.
Someone who I thought was quite handsome.
But after looking through his FB pictures...*cough* I don't think so anymore!

I hope there's no application on FB which allows one to find out who stalked you!


Saw an Aveil-lookalike outside Woodlands Library today.
But the less confident and scrawnier version.
Reminded me of A nonetheless.
Wonder if he is still as vain as ever.
Don't know why I dated Mr. A in the first place.
Not even my cup of tea!! I think it was the ACJC uniform.

I'm going to take a nap now. Goodnight!